So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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