Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
