sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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