No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
worst night to have a conscience
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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