Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You smell like stripper and shame
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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