so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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