My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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