just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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