More tranny stories later!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just want to make out with him forever
I need to sanitize my soul.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
