Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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