Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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