she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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