i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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