question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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