scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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