Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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