Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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