she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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