Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
if i died would you start the facebook group?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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