elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
you made out with another girl for some wings
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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