Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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