plz talk dirty to me
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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