marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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