At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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