There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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