first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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