how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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