oh god the rape fog is back!
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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