Pants 0. Shit 1.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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