just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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