Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
