the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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