actually, I'm a sock model
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
now i know why i became what i already was.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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