Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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