Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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