I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
