I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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