Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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