He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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