She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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