It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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