My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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