He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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