he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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