just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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