Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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