they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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