I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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