So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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