Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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