i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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