How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Its about making memories worth repressing
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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