And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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