Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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