Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
