I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
