Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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